THIS WEEK, we mangle our digits in 2mph crashes - join class action lawsuits for the fun of it - Girl Talk gets hit on - accept marriage proposals the best way we know - and more news and music.
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MUSIC FEATURED:
Sleigh Bells: 'Crown on the Ground'
Oberhofer: 'Dead Girls Dance'
Hellogoodbye: 'When We First Met'
Dan Deacon: 'Slow with horns / Run for your life'
NEWS:
Hilary Duff: The Right Way To Accept a Marriage Proposal via the Superficial
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Jonathan, Greg & Louise
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this maybe isn't a pickup line - but when i lived in dc i had this good friend that i was certain was gay (he reviewed ballets for the New York Times and other newspapers and was a dancer and constantly was talking about his guy friends and referred to ex's as "partners"). he and i hung out quite a bit for coffee or to talk about a book we both read.
ReplyDeleteone day he asked if he could bring over this awesome ballet movie (that was totally not awesome). we were sitting in my living room watching it - remember that we had been friends for a few months and hung out at least 15 times.
he leaned over and said "i've been trying to be good, but can i go down on you?"
not kidding. i said no and then he left like 20 minutes later - the most awkward 20 minutes of my life.
#1: I used this one to pick up my future wife.
ReplyDeleteIt was St. Patrick's Day of 2006. Jenny came in from Washington, DC for Patti's birthday. We were all at Alesci's downtown and Ohio State was playing during the NCAA Tournament. After taking part of several libations during the day, I went up to the bar and sat next to Jenny. I said, "So, do you have a bracket?" She said she did and then I watched some of the game. A couple hours later i was passed out in my apartment. It was love! How could you resist a sweet guy like that?!?!
#2: I was in college out at the bar, The Regal Beagle. There was a girl who had taken a liking to me. She came up with the following great plan/pickup idea. We will have a chugging contest. If I won, we would go back to my place (I was living in the trailer at this time). If she won, we would go back to her place. She wasnt the most attractive of ladies. Well, she won the chugging contest and was excited to go back to her place. I convinced her that it wasnt the best idea and we decided on a hug instead.
#3. Aaron (above) is a dbag!!
Sorry, it was St. Patrick's day of 2007, not 2006
ReplyDeleteI swear to God, I used to take a sock puppet to BAR Cleveland before the Flats turned into Fallujah. I'd drink a few bowls of loudmouth soup, walk up to a girl with the sock puppet, and say, "Your drawer or mine"? I was laughed at and made fun of, but towards the end of each evening, I was referred to as the "sock puppet guy".
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