Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #036

December 16th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we play the Tiger game: how many people can your spouse cheat on you with for you to stick around - Greg is in a sorry state after facing a boner song competition (HIS BROTHER!?) - Greg does his best Dr Phil for a new segment called 'Couples Therapy' - and more Christmas tunes.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Fall Out Boy: 'Yule Shoot Your Eye Out'
Vampire Weekend: 'Cousins'
Beach House: 'Norway'
Jazon Mraz: 'Winter Wonderland'

STORIES:
Tiger Woods wife prepares for divorce

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #035

December 8th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we open our high school diaries of emotions and cheating on girlfriends - Louise turns the hate meter to 10 on Tiger Woods affair - a man dresses in drag to get his Mom's money out of the bank - and more news and Christmas tunes.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
The Wombats: 'Is This Christmas'
New Roman Times: 'Smoke In Your Disguise'
Bon Iver & St. Vincent: 'Rosyln'
Zee Avi: 'No Christmas For Me'

STORIES:
Tiger Woods alienates black community with white lovers
Tiger Woods offers wife Elin Nordegren $80M to stay for seven years in revised prenup
Man dresses up as mom to withdraw cash
'Elf' jailed over dynamite hoax on Ga. mall Santa


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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #034

December 1st, 2009
THIS WEEK, we practice the high art of compliments while insulting - we crash a White House state dinner with Tiger Woods' Escalade - Greg takes offense to boner song "criticism" - tell spelunkers they are dumber than people who drink and drive - and more news and (Christmas!) indie music.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Rosie Thomas: 'Why Can't It Be Christmastime All Year'
Windmill: 'Big Boom'
Tim Williams: 'I Hit Another Wall'
Sufjan Stevens: 'Hey Guys! It's Christmas Time!'

STORIES:
Tiger Woods needs a Kobe Special
White House crashers
Man chooses to save wife over son
Dad puts kids in trunk for errand
Man rams car into hot dog stand

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #033

November 24th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we have high drama in the group over leftovers (someone storms out of the studio!) - Jonathan admits to some embarrassing things (wearing unisex Disney shirts to start) - we avoid any Santa who looks a little too excited this holiday season - participate in "Kick a Ginger Day" - we sell human meat to the kebab store - and more news and indie music.





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MUSIC FEATURED:
Old Canes: 'Little Bird Courage'
Dr Dog: 'Heart It Races' (Architecture in Helsinki cover)
Jamie T: 'The Man's Machine'
Sun Airway: 'Oh Naoko'

STORIES:
Santa Actor Imprisoned for Sex Tourism
Police Use Taser on 10-Year-Old Girl
Facebook Blamed for Benefits Loss
Facebook Page Targets Redheads
UK man cleared of wife's death during nightmare

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #032

November 10th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we work without a net, flying without the usual celebrity stories - we unearth a letter Greg penned to Louise in high school - Luke, our 5 year old, tries to rhyme words with "muck" - and we debate how far to go to have kids, including getting your testicles opened like a book. Fun!




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Young Galaxy: 'Destroyer'
the XX: 'Islands'
Mumm-Ra: 'She's Got You High'
The Coast: 'Nueva York'

STORIES:
People of WalMart
Tool Academy

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #031

November 3rd, 2009
THIS WEEK, Louise gets Greg and Jonathan to sing the news - we tune out our parents having sex in the next room - make fun of a 9 year olds Halloween costume - George Brett shares about making it in his pants - and more news and music.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros: 'Home'
Lykee Li: 'Tonight Your Mine' (the Shirelles cover)
Local Natives: 'Cubism Dream', 'Wide Eyes' and 'Stranger Things'
The Flaming Lips: 'Silver Trembling Hands'

NEWS:
Phillies fan busted offering sex for World Series tickets
Miley Cyrus's younger sister gets criticism for revealing Halloween costume
Gerard Butler + Lindsay Lohan make out

AUDIO/VIDEO:
George Brett tells of shitting himself (at length)
Woman calls 911 on herself for drunk driving

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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #030

October 28th, 2009
THIS WEEK, Greg conducts the train!! We get a little (or a lot) distorted as we explore Steve Phillips' hot and steamy affair with trolls - sing more boner songs - Greg plays some awesome indie music - punch out zombies - and Jesus turns poop into pancakes.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'

CELEB STORIES:
Steve Phillips gets fired from ESPN
Steve Phillips' hot mistress photos

NEWS STORIES:
Chewbacca needs amputee to be C3PO via Geekologie
Airliner loses contact, overflies destination
One-legged suspect caught with one stolen shoe
Man ordering food is called a zombie, punched twice
Man throws feces in CA courtroom
Ban on tight trousers for women?

VIDEO:
Girl can only walk backwards after flu shot

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #029

October 20th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we fly off in a Jiffy Pop balloon in a attempt to get a reality show - Louise dances half naked - Greg gets uncomfortable listening to Mom and Dad talk about sex - we find the cure to blue balls in Yahoo! Answers - and more news and music.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Zorch: 'Zut Alore!'
As Tall As Lions: 'In Case of Rapture'
Dan Black: 'U+ME='
Dananananaykroyd: 'Infinity Milk'

CELEB NEWS:
Beyonce delays Malaysia show amid Muslim criticism
Actor Nicolas Cage sues business manager for $20M
Fed-up judge warns Lindsay Lohan to honor DUI probation rules or face jail

NEWS STORIES:
Balloon boy
Balloon boy vomits

VIDEO:
Highly Questionable Japanese Sniper Game Show via Geekologie

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #028

October 13th, 2009
THIS WEEK, Greg shares a song he wrote about boners - we dodge a drunk at a wedding - Louise looks for the guy perspective in Girl Talk - we bury the Gosselin's - Tool Academy recaps - and more news and music.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Gotye: 'Learnalilgivinanlovin'
Local Natives: 'World News'
HoneyHoney: '1979 (Smashing Pumpkins cover)'
Yo La Tengo: 'Here To Fall'

CELEB NEWS:
NO MORE GOSSELIN COVERAGE...AFTER THIS!
Jon Gosselin bought his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Seriously. via the Superficial
Miley Cyrus Sends Her Last Tweet

NEWS STORIES:
Once in a black and blue moon...
Gruesome tale of Ted Williams' botched decapitation

VIDEO:
Dan gets booted off of Tool Academy 2

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #027

October 6th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we munch on some 5-star cow glands - Louise drops some Girl Talk on us - try to find something nice to say about David Letterman's wife - we let the kids sit in a cardboard box on top of the minivan as we drive down the highway - and more news and music.




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MUSIC FEATURED:
The Burning Hotels: 'Austin's Birthday'
Vampire Weekend: 'Horchata'
The Hot Press: 'LNY'
The Big Pink: 'Dominos'

CELEB NEWS:
Linday Lohan panned as fashion designer
Lindsay Lohan on stripper pole for 6126 leggings
David Letterman admits to affairs/apologizes to wife
Kate Gosselin: Jon has 'gone way far off the trail'

NEWS STORIES:
Ala. woman lets daughter ride in box on top of van
Vampires vow till death do us part at Ohio wedding

VIDEO:
Steven Seagal: Lawman

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #026

October 1st, 2009
THIS WEEK, in a series of Awesome Train firsts(!), Greg bails on the show and becomes the first call in guest (twice!) - we get in fights with 4 year olds hogging the parkway - site a Sasquatch at bogus a Kardashian wedding - and Louise stabs me in the arm because she's "not in the mood."




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MUSIC FEATURED:
Little Dragon: 'Blinking Pigs'
Miike Snow: 'Silvia'
The Cribs: 'Our Bovine Public (Napoleon IIIrd Remix)'
La Roux: 'Bulletproof'

CELEB NEWS:
Kate Gosselin & TLC want to keep milking the kids the Superficial
Khloe Kardashian's wedding scripted to the last detail the Superficial
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split

NEWS STORIES:
In 2 bomb cases, FBI let sting operation play out
The Gay Games will be held in Cleveland in 2014
Cops: Skater faces charges in right-of-way dispute
Police: Woman, not in the mood, cuts boyfriend

VIDEO:
Disgusting Human Centipede movie I Watch Stuff


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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #025

September 22nd, 2009
THIS WEEK we sneak chocolates from co-workers - toss a few back with 'the Hoff' - examine the sexually heavy lyrics of Bell Biv Devoe - refute the use of the word 'bonfire' - argue about field trips for serial killers - and news and other stuff.




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SONGS PLAYED:
Kings Of Leon Vs. Lykke Li: 'Knocked Up (Rodeo Mash Up)'
Kid CuDi: 'Pursuit of Happiness (Ft. MGMT & Ratatat)'
Akron/Family: 'Sun Will Shine (Warmth Of The Sunship Version)'
Deastro: 'Parallelogram'

CELEB NEWS:
Lindsay Lohan tries to get close to 'True Blood' star at Fashion Week via Gatecrasher
Lindsay Lohan may have a connection to burglary suspect Nicholas Prugo
David Hasselhoff hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after vodka bender

NEWS STORIES:
Jedi kicked out of store for not removing hood
Schizophrenic killer escapes during field trip
Men into eyebrow grooming
Montauk Monster

VIDEO:
Keep Fucking That Chicken


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #024

September 15th, 2009

THIS WEEK we scrutinize Kanye's VMA tantrum - build sweet ramps and weapons with 10 year old bike gangs - ponder the behavior of the Fat Bad Dad, Jon Gosselin - hang up our Tool Academy bedazzled blazers - get into odd news and other stuff.




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SONGS PLAYED:
The Voom Blooms: 'Politics & Cigarettes'
Mute Math: 'Backfire'
The Rumble Strips: 'Not the Only Person'
Glasvegas: 'It's My Own Cheating Heart'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kanye coverage at the VMAs via Videogum
Lady GaGa is the Phantom of the Opera crow, snow owl, wallpaper lingerie Statue of Liberty, etc.
The dingo ate Jessica Simpson's doggie
Kate Gosselin's new hair (finally) via the Superficial

LINKS TO NEWS:
Like, uhm...Ellis Lankster video
Study finds men look at breasts first
Why parents shouldn't Facebook via Geekologie
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov via Geekologie


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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #023

September 8th, 2009

THIS WEEK we contemplate joining a band of garbage pickers - try to Buy It Now on the last jar of Unicorn Semen - compile our reasons for why Speidi sucks - watch Kevin Federline challenge a Orca whale - and kick our feces at cops for busting our sweet 64 year old party.




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SONGS PLAYED:
The Dead Weather: 'Treat Me Like Your Mother'
We Fell to Earth: 'The Double'
Jay-Z: 'Hate (feat. Kanye West)'
Lisa Mitchell: 'Valium'
Her Space Holiday: 'Same Song Sing Along'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Fatty Federline
Perez's Pledge to Tyra
Melted Lohan side boob the Superficial

LINKS TO NEWS:
Unicorn Semen auction
Guy crawls into outhouse... again... on purpose
63 year old kicks feces at cops for busting party
Man robs bank to get away from over bearing wife
Guess What's In The Picture?

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Sunday, September 6, 2009

We are now on Podcast Alley

The Awesome Train podcast alley feed. Lots of PG activities happening in this alley. No, really, don't call the cops.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #022

August 31th, 2009

THIS WEEK we discuss the kidnapping of (questionably) gay dog Hudson Hayward Hemingway - cover DJ AM's last spin - avoid the dangers of Jessica Biel search engines - reply to invites to the "cave between the legs" - and head to a pool party with our buddy J Gosselin.




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SONGS PLAYED:
Kissy Sell Out: 'Through the Leaves'
Dan Black: 'Symphonies'
I Was A Cub Scout: 'Echoes'
Valery Gore: 'Shoes of Glass'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
DJ AM R.I.P.
Joe Francis fights like a girl the Superficial
Jessica Biel Most Dangerous Online Celebrity
Jon Gosselin Vegas Pool Party the Superficial
Topless Regis Philbin

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dog with earrings stolen from gay bar
Facebook screwup via Geekologie

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Poop Trap
Winkers Jeans

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #021

August 19th, 2009

THIS WEEK, special guest comedian Ryan Dalton joins us as we debate over the better option, Kim Kardashian VS Paris Hilton - cuddle into a 3 hour 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' marathon - play "Does that Make me Racist?" - of course we get updates on Jon & Kate - get pregnant before our reality show starts and more news and tomfoolery.




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SONGS PLAYED:
The Very Best: 'Warm Heart of Africa'
Washed Out: 'Feel It All Around'
Delorean: 'Big Dipper' and 'Deli'
Neon Indian: '6669 (I don't know if you know)'
Golden Silvers: 'Arrows of Eros (The Shoes Remix)'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kourtney Kardashian pregnant the Superficial
Jon locks Kate out of house
Robin Wright Penn files for divorce
Victoria Beckham takes facial expression lessons for American Idol

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dumb proposal
Hispanic families fooled by self-proclaimed "money cleanser"

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Student walks through automatic door

And be sure to check out Ryan Dalton at every media portal known to man.
MySpace
Facebook
Twitter
You can buy his album, You Were Funny Too, at the iTunes Store as well so please support the guy.

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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #020

August 5th, 2009

THIS WEEK, hop on board as Greg plays conductor. We learn that Kelly Clarkson is fat - Jonathan reveals his love of Tevin Campbell - Kate Gosselin is a bitch with bad hair - Greg masters the art of segue - Flo Rida, Slo Rida, Paula Abdul, celebrity nudie “scandals,” bands that make your balls shrivel, car crashes, blonde Kardashians, cats downloading pornography... Its insanity and its all right here aboard the Awesome Train!!!





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SONGS PLAYED:
311: 'Hey You'
Owl City: 'Vanilla Twilight'
Lupe Fiasco: 'Shining Down (featuring Matthew Santos)'
Conor Oberst: 'NYC – Gone, Gone'
Say Hi: 'Maurine'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kelly Clarkson is fat
Kelly Clarkson doesn’t care that she’s fat the Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s Elle photo shoot Lainey Gossip
Kate Gosselin is a diva bitch
Ashley Greene falls "victim" to nude photo "scandal"
Pole Dancing Miley
Paula Abdul made American Idol #1 theSuperficial
Kim Kardashian goes "blonde"

LINKS TO NEWS:
Cabbie crashes into church
Plane crashes into wedding reception
Man smuggles a gun in his fat folds
Cat downloads child pornography
Facebook leads to firings

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #019

August 5th, 2009

THIS WEEK Greg defends a guy who has sex with horses - we talk about touching poop on your birthday - check out some questionable band submitted spam on the blog - get our jon Gosselin and LiLo updates - and check out some awesome Shark VS Octopus footage.




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SONGS PLAYED:
Passion Pit: 'Moth's Wings'
Friendly Fires: 'Strobe'
IAMX: 'Terrified'
Major Lazer: 'Keep it goin' louder feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze'
Lacrosse: 'Excuses, Excuses'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Heigl is the devil Celebslam
Ryan Reynolds bails on ComicCon Lainey Gossip
Jon Gosselin: 'I'm single' the Superifical
Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis the Superifical
Lindsay Lohan's melted grilled cheese side boob the Superifical

LINKS TO NEWS:
S.C. man on probation for horse sex has sex with same horse again
Man with fetish charged with stealing eyeglasses

LINKS TO MULTIMEDIA:
New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) "Run This Town"
Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Tiger Woods questionable on-camera fart
When You Refer To Someone as Yellow...

And for those of you wanting your own copy of "Beer and a Dick", here is a link to The Zenith Farm

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Saturday, July 25, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #018

July 23rd, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train welcomes new baby girl Penelope, bringing up the caboose - we cover tons of gossip from Paula Abdul whining about her AI paycheck - Chris Brown apologizes to America for the beatdown - we get our Jon and Kate update - a taser attack that lead to spontaneous combustion - and Jonathan confesses to attacking a senior citizen for no good reason.




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SONGS PLAYED:
Foreign Born: 'Vacationing People'
Fun.: 'At Least I'm Not As Sad (As I Used To Be)'
Faunts: 'Feel.Love.Thinking.Of.'
Discovery: 'So Insane'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Hayden Panettiere Is Tired Of Being Famous
Paula Abdul Demands $20 Million From American Idol
Jude Law assaults female pap
A Message From Chris Brown
Kate Major resigns from Star over Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman still loves him
Gwyneth Paltrow is angry

LINKS TO NEWS:
Chinese Worker Kills Self Over Missing iPhone
Tasered 'Petrol-Sniffer' Bursts Into Flames
Would You Wear Cheetos Lip Balm?
Police arrest naked 'Terminator'


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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #017

July 14th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train is on baby watch, with Louise's water bound to break at any point during the podcast! (RATINGS GRABBER) While we wait for the dam to burst, we talk some Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split - Jon Gosselin losing major points for being a deadbeat dad and overall dbag - find out what brothels in town you can ride your bike to for a deep discount - and other gossip and news.





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SONGS PLAYED:
MSTRKRFT: 'Heartbreaker'
Discovery: 'Can You Discover?'
Phoenix: '1901'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split (from People.com)
'Jon Gosselin: Children's clothing designer (from Ithe Superficial)
'Trent Reznor Teaches Younger Bands How To Be Successful (from Stereogum)
'MacGruber' Movie is Happening (from I Watch Stuff)
"You Can Be in 'Transformers' After I Record You Washing My Awesome Car" - Michael Bay (from I Watch Stuff)
'Want to make 80K a year? Try casting a spell'
Berlin brothel offers discounts for cyclists
Va. nudist camp to help stage largest skinny dip

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #016

July 8th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train is back on the tracks kids! Come pay your tribute to Jacko with us - ponder if Chris Brown has a death wish in the rap community - more crummy 80's toys being turned into crummy new movies - get answers to how creepy you might be for looking at Star Wars toys at 1AM - and check out odd news stories.





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SONGS PLAYED:
Major Lazer: 'Mary Jane' feat. Mr Evil & Mapei
Discovery: 'I Want You Back'
Think About Life: 'Sweet Sixteen'
Marmaduke Duke: 'Rubber Lover'
Best Coast: 'Sun Was High (So Was I)'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Kellie Pickler secretly dating Kid Rock for over a year (from the Superficial)
'Asteroids': That's a Movie Now (from I Watch Stuff)
'View-Master' Movie Now Most Ridiculous '80s Toy Movie (from I Watch Stuff)
Worst Rap Battle Ever
Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich
New Swiss firefighting tool: TV remote control
Woman allegedly pranks her grandma 45 times in day

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #015

June 24th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train sees what it would look like to get 56 stars tattoo'd on your face - Greg tackles some more of Yahoo's! Answers - we debate Chris Brown's (lack of) punishment for beating Rihanna - and Greg takes it there when he decides he wants to talk pee boners and shower urination. Oh yeah, he went there.










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SONGS PLAYED:
Major Lazer: 'Mary jane feat. Mr Evil & Mapei'
Discovery: 'I Want You Back'
Think About Life: 'Sweet Sixteen'
Marmaduke Duke: 'Rubber Lover'
Best Coast: 'Sun Was High (So Was I)'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
56 Star Faced Girl A Dirty Liar (from Geekologie)
Yahoo! Answers
Chris Brown ducks jail time in plea deal (from the Superficial)
Donte Stallworth jail time
Jon & Kate file divorce papers (from the Superficial)
The Kush infomercial (from Geekologie)
Jive-talking twin Transformers raise race issues

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #014

June 16th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train gets angry. For whatever reason the show spirals into talking about angry sh*ts, angry youths fighting for no reason and the McCoy/Hatfield fued. On top of that fun stuff we talk about Meghan Fox's busted thumbs - naked men tied to rocks to watch buzzards - stoned dogs - and wiping your butt with a fancy stick - and other news and topics.










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SONGS PLAYED:
Kilians: 'Used to Pretend'
LoveLikeFire: 'William'
Hey Champ: 'Cold Dust Girl'
Yeasayer: 'Tightrope'
The Coast: 'Tightrope'
Dananananaykroyd: 'Pink Sabbath'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Brace yourselves, Megan Fox has an imperfection: the actress is all thumbs
Dog doesn't just say no and gets 'stoned' at park
Nevada students find naked man tied to a rock
Comfort Wipe Commercial
Hatfield-McCoy feud

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #013

June 9th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train hosts bracket their Top 16 starlets of music, TV and film, working their way up to Miss Awesome Lady 2009; special guest Louise (Jonathan's wife) sits in for the female perspective - we talk Bret Michaels getting pwned by a Broadway set piece - NinjaNerd lurking in the woods with his mad, two-finger skills - Speidi suffering through "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" - and just what a guy is to do when his serious girlfriend of 2.5 years refuses to "make him grilled cheese sandwiches" - and other news and topics.











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SONGS PLAYED:
Matt & Kim: 'Daylight (Yukon Ho remix)'
Bombay Bicycle Club: 'Always Like This'
Benjy Ferree: 'Fear'
Fink: 'Sort of Revolution'
St. Vincent: 'the Strangers'
the Burning Hotels: 'Lovely Lovely Lady'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Video: Nearly Beheaded Bret Michaels Is Not Long For The Theater
Report: Heidi and Spencer Pratt 'torture' allegations are false
Allergic to "grilled cheese"
NinjaNerd
Ms Taken (from Geekologie)

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #012

June 2nd, 2009

Show #12, and we are working on wires with questionable hosting! HURRAH!

THIS WEEK is all about pop culture - Jon & Kate plus 8 - Ashlee Simpson talking smack to Michelle Trachtenburg - MTV Movie Awards - Greg answers some of Yahoo! Answers most perplexing questions - and other news and topics.










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SONGS PLAYED:
the Amsterdams: 'Suffering & Surfing'
Passion Pit: 'the Reeling'
IAMX: 'Kingdom of Welcome Addiction'
Pet Lions: 'Roman History'
Papercuts: 'Future Primitive'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Kate Gosselin in a bathing suit
Emino and Bruno at MTV Movie Awards
Megan Fox Twitters about her hair at Movie Awards
Heidi & Spencer bitch out of reality show
Katherine Heigl gets dumped
New "Kids" MGMT video
Ashlee Simpson starts shit with Michelle Trachtenberg

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

THE AWESOME TRAIN IS WITHOUT A STATION

Our hosting service folded into another, larger corporation this week, leaving us without a place to share the funny and music with you. We are looking into other options and hope to have this solved momentarily.

Please stay tuned.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Awesome Train podcast #011

May 19th, 2009

Show #11, and we are back from a long break.

THIS WEEK is music with some awesome superhero stories - one guy makes his own Wolverine claws - another dork in disguise walks the streets with his crime fighting crew - a guy pops in a fake Terminator eye for fun - we wander into some 'Viva La Vida' controversy; and other news and topics.










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SONGS PLAYED:
Port O'Brien: 'I Woke Up Today'
Mock Orange: 'My Girls'
City and Colour: 'The Girl
Peter Bjorn and John: 'Nothing to Worry About'
Amazing Baby: 'Pump Your Brakes'
the Dears: 'Ballad of Humankindness'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Man Wants Camera Installed In Prosthetic Eye, Temporarily Settles For Terminator Eye
Guy makes REAL Wolverine claws
Fail: How Not To Get Your Wife Pregnant
Coldplay VS Creaky Boards
Coldplay VS Joe Satriani
Coldplay VS Cat Stevens
Introducing Cincinnati’s Real Life Masked Superhero, The Shadow Hare

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