Awesome Train podcast #048

July 2nd, 2010
THIS WEEK, General Grievous mask (on the album art) takes on the wiener pullers of Chatroulette - we find the S. African rape condom, or as Louise calls it "a can of mace in your crotch" - we teach neighborhood dogs some obedience - should your kid have a Facebook page or a cell phone? - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
Gauntlet Hair: 'I Was Thinking...'
Broken Social Scene: 'Texaco Bitches'
Wavves: 'King of the Beach'
the National: 'England'

LINKS:
South African doctor invents female condom (with teeth) to fight off rapists
Jeremy London is forced to do all the drugs he likes
Racis Hallmark graduation card?
Swedish princess marries nerdy trainer
Chat Roulette

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Awesome Train podcast #047

June 8th, 2010
What the WHAT!? The Awesome Train lives? Hellz yes it does, welcome back.
THIS WEEK, we're GoGurtin' at work - inappropriately attracting men with our wine cooler drinking skills - joining our high schools wolf pack clique - covering our butt cracks with Backtacular - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
M.I.A.: 'Born Free'
The National: 'Conversation 16'
Last Dinosaurs: 'Honolulu'
HEALTH: 'In Heat (Javelin Remix)'

LINKS:
Teen wolves descend upon San Antonio high schools
5 Things You Might Be Doing to Sabotage Your Relationship
Chat Roulette
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Backtacular

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This video is incredible

Old Man Johnny says...

Ke$ha performed on SNL this past weekend, apparently a big hit with the kids.

First off, her name is pronounced like "Ketchup", which is odd.

Next, her 'Tik Tok' song is good but she comes across as a neighborhood girl doing a talent show. A performer she is not.


For her second song, she covered herself in glow in the dark paint and tried her best to be relevant and make you care.



Basically, she is something to look at just doing what she can to make you see her amidst Lady Gaga's craziness and she is horrible beyond her hit song.

Awesome Train podcast #046

April 7th, 2010
THIS WEEK, we're bustin' caps in home invasions - poop in (what we thought was) our girlfriends car - Greg breaks out his coke eyes for the ladies of speed dating - drop the low note singing the ABC's - and more news and music.
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MUSIC FEATURED:
the Soft Pack: 'C'mon'
Mumford & Sons: 'The Cave'
The Morning Benders: 'Excuses'
KIT: 'Animals'

LINKS:
Geek/Nerd/Dork Venn Diagram
9 Teenagers Are Charged After Classmate's Suicide
NJ Teen sold stepsister, 7, for party sex
Man caught pooping in strangers car
101 year old woman is growing a horn out of her head

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Awesome Train podcast #045

April 4th, 2010
THIS WEEK, we're back with a EXPLOSIVE show. We question the best way to ruin the Easter Bunny myth for the kids - acknowledge that Justin Bieber looks like a butch lesbian - a GuyTalk topic gets "flambasted" - cut our vag while driving with our ex-husband to see our boyfriend - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Bear Hands: 'What A Drag'
Mumford & Sons: 'Little Lion Man'
Vampire Weekend: 'The Kids Don't Stand A Chance (Miike Snow remix)'
Snoop Doggy Dogg: 'Doggy Dogg World'

LINKS:
The 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year
Jesse James had 11 mistress (via the Superficial)
Broken-hearted man cuts off own penis
Woman cuts vagina while driving

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Hiatus

Because so many of you one of you wondered where we went to, we are on a short hiatus.

Between vacations (Texas!?) and over booking ourselves (Greg), we don't have time to put a show together. We will have a new show the week of March 29th so keep yours hands to yourself until then.

You can also subscribe to the PODCAST on iTunes and be notified when a new show is up.

Stay vigilant.