Awesome Train podcast #025

September 22nd, 2009
THIS WEEK we sneak chocolates from co-workers - toss a few back with 'the Hoff' - examine the sexually heavy lyrics of Bell Biv Devoe - refute the use of the word 'bonfire' - argue about field trips for serial killers - and news and other stuff.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Kings Of Leon Vs. Lykke Li: 'Knocked Up (Rodeo Mash Up)'
Kid CuDi: 'Pursuit of Happiness (Ft. MGMT & Ratatat)'
Akron/Family: 'Sun Will Shine (Warmth Of The Sunship Version)'
Deastro: 'Parallelogram'

CELEB NEWS:
Lindsay Lohan tries to get close to 'True Blood' star at Fashion Week via Gatecrasher
Lindsay Lohan may have a connection to burglary suspect Nicholas Prugo
David Hasselhoff hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after vodka bender

NEWS STORIES:
Jedi kicked out of store for not removing hood
Schizophrenic killer escapes during field trip
Men into eyebrow grooming
Montauk Monster

VIDEO:
Keep Fucking That Chicken


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Awesome Train podcast #024

September 15th, 2009

THIS WEEK we scrutinize Kanye's VMA tantrum - build sweet ramps and weapons with 10 year old bike gangs - ponder the behavior of the Fat Bad Dad, Jon Gosselin - hang up our Tool Academy bedazzled blazers - get into odd news and other stuff.


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SONGS PLAYED:
The Voom Blooms: 'Politics & Cigarettes'
Mute Math: 'Backfire'
The Rumble Strips: 'Not the Only Person'
Glasvegas: 'It's My Own Cheating Heart'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kanye coverage at the VMAs via Videogum
Lady GaGa is the Phantom of the Opera crow, snow owl, wallpaper lingerie Statue of Liberty, etc.
The dingo ate Jessica Simpson's doggie
Kate Gosselin's new hair (finally) via the Superficial

LINKS TO NEWS:
Like, uhm...Ellis Lankster video
Study finds men look at breasts first
Why parents shouldn't Facebook via Geekologie
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov via Geekologie


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Awesome Train podcast #023

September 8th, 2009

THIS WEEK we contemplate joining a band of garbage pickers - try to Buy It Now on the last jar of Unicorn Semen - compile our reasons for why Speidi sucks - watch Kevin Federline challenge a Orca whale - and kick our feces at cops for busting our sweet 64 year old party.


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SONGS PLAYED:
The Dead Weather: 'Treat Me Like Your Mother'
We Fell to Earth: 'The Double'
Jay-Z: 'Hate (feat. Kanye West)'
Lisa Mitchell: 'Valium'
Her Space Holiday: 'Same Song Sing Along'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Fatty Federline
Perez's Pledge to Tyra
Melted Lohan side boob the Superficial

LINKS TO NEWS:
Unicorn Semen auction
Guy crawls into outhouse... again... on purpose
63 year old kicks feces at cops for busting party
Man robs bank to get away from over bearing wife
Guess What's In The Picture?

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Awesome Train podcast #022

August 31th, 2009

THIS WEEK we discuss the kidnapping of (questionably) gay dog Hudson Hayward Hemingway - cover DJ AM's last spin - avoid the dangers of Jessica Biel search engines - reply to invites to the "cave between the legs" - and head to a pool party with our buddy J Gosselin.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Kissy Sell Out: 'Through the Leaves'
Dan Black: 'Symphonies'
I Was A Cub Scout: 'Echoes'
Valery Gore: 'Shoes of Glass'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
DJ AM R.I.P.
Joe Francis fights like a girl the Superficial
Jessica Biel Most Dangerous Online Celebrity
Jon Gosselin Vegas Pool Party the Superficial
Topless Regis Philbin

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dog with earrings stolen from gay bar
Facebook screwup via Geekologie

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Poop Trap
Winkers Jeans

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Awesome Train podcast #021

August 19th, 2009

THIS WEEK, special guest comedian Ryan Dalton joins us as we debate over the better option, Kim Kardashian VS Paris Hilton - cuddle into a 3 hour 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' marathon - play "Does that Make me Racist?" - of course we get updates on Jon & Kate - get pregnant before our reality show starts and more news and tomfoolery.


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SONGS PLAYED:
The Very Best: 'Warm Heart of Africa'
Washed Out: 'Feel It All Around'
Delorean: 'Big Dipper' and 'Deli'
Neon Indian: '6669 (I don't know if you know)'
Golden Silvers: 'Arrows of Eros (The Shoes Remix)'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kourtney Kardashian pregnant the Superficial
Jon locks Kate out of house
Robin Wright Penn files for divorce
Victoria Beckham takes facial expression lessons for American Idol

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dumb proposal
Hispanic families fooled by self-proclaimed "money cleanser"

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Student walks through automatic door

And be sure to check out Ryan Dalton at every media portal known to man.
MySpace
Facebook
Twitter
You can buy his album, You Were Funny Too, at the iTunes Store as well so please support the guy.

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Awesome Train podcast #020

August 5th, 2009

THIS WEEK, hop on board as Greg plays conductor. We learn that Kelly Clarkson is fat - Jonathan reveals his love of Tevin Campbell - Kate Gosselin is a bitch with bad hair - Greg masters the art of segue - Flo Rida, Slo Rida, Paula Abdul, celebrity nudie “scandals,” bands that make your balls shrivel, car crashes, blonde Kardashians, cats downloading pornography... Its insanity and its all right here aboard the Awesome Train!!!


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SONGS PLAYED:
311: 'Hey You'
Owl City: 'Vanilla Twilight'
Lupe Fiasco: 'Shining Down (featuring Matthew Santos)'
Conor Oberst: 'NYC – Gone, Gone'
Say Hi: 'Maurine'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kelly Clarkson is fat
Kelly Clarkson doesn’t care that she’s fat the Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s Elle photo shoot Lainey Gossip
Kate Gosselin is a diva bitch
Ashley Greene falls "victim" to nude photo "scandal"
Pole Dancing Miley
Paula Abdul made American Idol #1 theSuperficial
Kim Kardashian goes "blonde"

LINKS TO NEWS:
Cabbie crashes into church
Plane crashes into wedding reception
Man smuggles a gun in his fat folds
Cat downloads child pornography
Facebook leads to firings

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