Awesome Train podcast #032

November 10th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we work without a net, flying without the usual celebrity stories - we unearth a letter Greg penned to Louise in high school - Luke, our 5 year old, tries to rhyme words with "muck" - and we debate how far to go to have kids, including getting your testicles opened like a book. Fun!


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Young Galaxy: 'Destroyer'
the XX: 'Islands'
Mumm-Ra: 'She's Got You High'
The Coast: 'Nueva York'

STORIES:
People of WalMart
Tool Academy

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Awesome Train podcast #031

November 3rd, 2009
THIS WEEK, Louise gets Greg and Jonathan to sing the news - we tune out our parents having sex in the next room - make fun of a 9 year olds Halloween costume - George Brett shares about making it in his pants - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros: 'Home'
Lykee Li: 'Tonight Your Mine' (the Shirelles cover)
Local Natives: 'Cubism Dream', 'Wide Eyes' and 'Stranger Things'
The Flaming Lips: 'Silver Trembling Hands'

NEWS:
Phillies fan busted offering sex for World Series tickets
Miley Cyrus's younger sister gets criticism for revealing Halloween costume
Gerard Butler + Lindsay Lohan make out

AUDIO/VIDEO:
George Brett tells of shitting himself (at length)
Woman calls 911 on herself for drunk driving

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Awesome Train podcast #030

October 28th, 2009
THIS WEEK, Greg conducts the train!! We get a little (or a lot) distorted as we explore Steve Phillips' hot and steamy affair with trolls - sing more boner songs - Greg plays some awesome indie music - punch out zombies - and Jesus turns poop into pancakes.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'
Miley Cyrus: 'Party in the USA'

CELEB STORIES:
Steve Phillips gets fired from ESPN
Steve Phillips' hot mistress photos

NEWS STORIES:
Chewbacca needs amputee to be C3PO via Geekologie
Airliner loses contact, overflies destination
One-legged suspect caught with one stolen shoe
Man ordering food is called a zombie, punched twice
Man throws feces in CA courtroom
Ban on tight trousers for women?

VIDEO:
Girl can only walk backwards after flu shot

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Awesome Train podcast #029

October 20th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we fly off in a Jiffy Pop balloon in a attempt to get a reality show - Louise dances half naked - Greg gets uncomfortable listening to Mom and Dad talk about sex - we find the cure to blue balls in Yahoo! Answers - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Zorch: 'Zut Alore!'
As Tall As Lions: 'In Case of Rapture'
Dan Black: 'U+ME='
Dananananaykroyd: 'Infinity Milk'

CELEB NEWS:
Beyonce delays Malaysia show amid Muslim criticism
Actor Nicolas Cage sues business manager for $20M
Fed-up judge warns Lindsay Lohan to honor DUI probation rules or face jail

NEWS STORIES:
Balloon boy
Balloon boy vomits

VIDEO:
Highly Questionable Japanese Sniper Game Show via Geekologie

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Awesome Train podcast #028

October 13th, 2009
THIS WEEK, Greg shares a song he wrote about boners - we dodge a drunk at a wedding - Louise looks for the guy perspective in Girl Talk - we bury the Gosselin's - Tool Academy recaps - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Gotye: 'Learnalilgivinanlovin'
Local Natives: 'World News'
HoneyHoney: '1979 (Smashing Pumpkins cover)'
Yo La Tengo: 'Here To Fall'

CELEB NEWS:
NO MORE GOSSELIN COVERAGE...AFTER THIS!
Jon Gosselin bought his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Seriously. via the Superficial
Miley Cyrus Sends Her Last Tweet

NEWS STORIES:
Once in a black and blue moon...
Gruesome tale of Ted Williams' botched decapitation

VIDEO:
Dan gets booted off of Tool Academy 2

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Awesome Train podcast #027

October 6th, 2009
THIS WEEK, we munch on some 5-star cow glands - Louise drops some Girl Talk on us - try to find something nice to say about David Letterman's wife - we let the kids sit in a cardboard box on top of the minivan as we drive down the highway - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
The Burning Hotels: 'Austin's Birthday'
Vampire Weekend: 'Horchata'
The Hot Press: 'LNY'
The Big Pink: 'Dominos'

CELEB NEWS:
Linday Lohan panned as fashion designer
Lindsay Lohan on stripper pole for 6126 leggings
David Letterman admits to affairs/apologizes to wife
Kate Gosselin: Jon has 'gone way far off the trail'

NEWS STORIES:
Ala. woman lets daughter ride in box on top of van
Vampires vow till death do us part at Ohio wedding

VIDEO:
Steven Seagal: Lawman

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Awesome Train podcast #026

October 1st, 2009
THIS WEEK, in a series of Awesome Train firsts(!), Greg bails on the show and becomes the first call in guest (twice!) - we get in fights with 4 year olds hogging the parkway - site a Sasquatch at bogus a Kardashian wedding - and Louise stabs me in the arm because she's "not in the mood."


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Little Dragon: 'Blinking Pigs'
Miike Snow: 'Silvia'
The Cribs: 'Our Bovine Public (Napoleon IIIrd Remix)'
La Roux: 'Bulletproof'

CELEB NEWS:
Kate Gosselin & TLC want to keep milking the kids the Superficial
Khloe Kardashian's wedding scripted to the last detail the Superficial
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split

NEWS STORIES:
In 2 bomb cases, FBI let sting operation play out
The Gay Games will be held in Cleveland in 2014
Cops: Skater faces charges in right-of-way dispute
Police: Woman, not in the mood, cuts boyfriend

VIDEO:
Disgusting Human Centipede movie I Watch Stuff


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