Awesome Train podcast #022

August 31th, 2009

THIS WEEK we discuss the kidnapping of (questionably) gay dog Hudson Hayward Hemingway - cover DJ AM's last spin - avoid the dangers of Jessica Biel search engines - reply to invites to the "cave between the legs" - and head to a pool party with our buddy J Gosselin.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Kissy Sell Out: 'Through the Leaves'
Dan Black: 'Symphonies'
I Was A Cub Scout: 'Echoes'
Valery Gore: 'Shoes of Glass'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
DJ AM R.I.P.
Joe Francis fights like a girl the Superficial
Jessica Biel Most Dangerous Online Celebrity
Jon Gosselin Vegas Pool Party the Superficial
Topless Regis Philbin

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dog with earrings stolen from gay bar
Facebook screwup via Geekologie

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Poop Trap
Winkers Jeans

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Awesome Train podcast #021

August 19th, 2009

THIS WEEK, special guest comedian Ryan Dalton joins us as we debate over the better option, Kim Kardashian VS Paris Hilton - cuddle into a 3 hour 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' marathon - play "Does that Make me Racist?" - of course we get updates on Jon & Kate - get pregnant before our reality show starts and more news and tomfoolery.


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SONGS PLAYED:
The Very Best: 'Warm Heart of Africa'
Washed Out: 'Feel It All Around'
Delorean: 'Big Dipper' and 'Deli'
Neon Indian: '6669 (I don't know if you know)'
Golden Silvers: 'Arrows of Eros (The Shoes Remix)'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kourtney Kardashian pregnant the Superficial
Jon locks Kate out of house
Robin Wright Penn files for divorce
Victoria Beckham takes facial expression lessons for American Idol

LINKS TO NEWS:
Dumb proposal
Hispanic families fooled by self-proclaimed "money cleanser"

LINKS TO MEDIA:
Student walks through automatic door

And be sure to check out Ryan Dalton at every media portal known to man.
MySpace
Facebook
Twitter
You can buy his album, You Were Funny Too, at the iTunes Store as well so please support the guy.

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Awesome Train podcast #020

August 5th, 2009

THIS WEEK, hop on board as Greg plays conductor. We learn that Kelly Clarkson is fat - Jonathan reveals his love of Tevin Campbell - Kate Gosselin is a bitch with bad hair - Greg masters the art of segue - Flo Rida, Slo Rida, Paula Abdul, celebrity nudie “scandals,” bands that make your balls shrivel, car crashes, blonde Kardashians, cats downloading pornography... Its insanity and its all right here aboard the Awesome Train!!!


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SONGS PLAYED:
311: 'Hey You'
Owl City: 'Vanilla Twilight'
Lupe Fiasco: 'Shining Down (featuring Matthew Santos)'
Conor Oberst: 'NYC – Gone, Gone'
Say Hi: 'Maurine'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Kelly Clarkson is fat
Kelly Clarkson doesn’t care that she’s fat the Superficial
Lindsay Lohan’s Elle photo shoot Lainey Gossip
Kate Gosselin is a diva bitch
Ashley Greene falls "victim" to nude photo "scandal"
Pole Dancing Miley
Paula Abdul made American Idol #1 theSuperficial
Kim Kardashian goes "blonde"

LINKS TO NEWS:
Cabbie crashes into church
Plane crashes into wedding reception
Man smuggles a gun in his fat folds
Cat downloads child pornography
Facebook leads to firings

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Awesome Train podcast #019

August 5th, 2009

THIS WEEK Greg defends a guy who has sex with horses - we talk about touching poop on your birthday - check out some questionable band submitted spam on the blog - get our jon Gosselin and LiLo updates - and check out some awesome Shark VS Octopus footage.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Passion Pit: 'Moth's Wings'
Friendly Fires: 'Strobe'
IAMX: 'Terrified'
Major Lazer: 'Keep it goin' louder feat. Nina Sky & Ricky Blaze'
Lacrosse: 'Excuses, Excuses'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Heigl is the devil Celebslam
Ryan Reynolds bails on ComicCon Lainey Gossip
Jon Gosselin: 'I'm single' the Superifical
Adrian Grenier has a smelly penis the Superifical
Lindsay Lohan's melted grilled cheese side boob the Superifical

LINKS TO NEWS:
S.C. man on probation for horse sex has sex with same horse again
Man with fetish charged with stealing eyeglasses

LINKS TO MULTIMEDIA:
New Jay-Z (Feat. Rihanna & Kanye West) "Run This Town"
Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus
Tiger Woods questionable on-camera fart
When You Refer To Someone as Yellow...

And for those of you wanting your own copy of "Beer and a Dick", here is a link to The Zenith Farm

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Awesome Train podcast #018

July 23rd, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train welcomes new baby girl Penelope, bringing up the caboose - we cover tons of gossip from Paula Abdul whining about her AI paycheck - Chris Brown apologizes to America for the beatdown - we get our Jon and Kate update - a taser attack that lead to spontaneous combustion - and Jonathan confesses to attacking a senior citizen for no good reason.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Foreign Born: 'Vacationing People'
Fun.: 'At Least I'm Not As Sad (As I Used To Be)'
Faunts: 'Feel.Love.Thinking.Of.'
Discovery: 'So Insane'

LINKS TO CELEBS:
Hayden Panettiere Is Tired Of Being Famous
Paula Abdul Demands $20 Million From American Idol
Jude Law assaults female pap
A Message From Chris Brown
Kate Major resigns from Star over Jon Gosselin, Hailey Glassman still loves him
Gwyneth Paltrow is angry

LINKS TO NEWS:
Chinese Worker Kills Self Over Missing iPhone
Tasered 'Petrol-Sniffer' Bursts Into Flames
Would You Wear Cheetos Lip Balm?
Police arrest naked 'Terminator'


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Awesome Train podcast #017

July 14th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train is on baby watch, with Louise's water bound to break at any point during the podcast! (RATINGS GRABBER) While we wait for the dam to burst, we talk some Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split - Jon Gosselin losing major points for being a deadbeat dad and overall dbag - find out what brothels in town you can ride your bike to for a deep discount - and other gossip and news.


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SONGS PLAYED:
MSTRKRFT: 'Heartbreaker'
Discovery: 'Can You Discover?'
Phoenix: '1901'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split (from People.com)
'Jon Gosselin: Children's clothing designer (from Ithe Superficial)
'Trent Reznor Teaches Younger Bands How To Be Successful (from Stereogum)
'MacGruber' Movie is Happening (from I Watch Stuff)
"You Can Be in 'Transformers' After I Record You Washing My Awesome Car" - Michael Bay (from I Watch Stuff)
'Want to make 80K a year? Try casting a spell'
Berlin brothel offers discounts for cyclists
Va. nudist camp to help stage largest skinny dip

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Awesome Train podcast #016

July 8th, 2009

THIS WEEK the Awesome Train is back on the tracks kids! Come pay your tribute to Jacko with us - ponder if Chris Brown has a death wish in the rap community - more crummy 80's toys being turned into crummy new movies - get answers to how creepy you might be for looking at Star Wars toys at 1AM - and check out odd news stories.


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SONGS PLAYED:
Major Lazer: 'Mary Jane' feat. Mr Evil & Mapei
Discovery: 'I Want You Back'
Think About Life: 'Sweet Sixteen'
Marmaduke Duke: 'Rubber Lover'
Best Coast: 'Sun Was High (So Was I)'

LINKS TO TOPICS:
Kellie Pickler secretly dating Kid Rock for over a year (from the Superficial)
'Asteroids': That's a Movie Now (from I Watch Stuff)
'View-Master' Movie Now Most Ridiculous '80s Toy Movie (from I Watch Stuff)
Worst Rap Battle Ever
Man says bear mugged him for his Italian sandwich
New Swiss firefighting tool: TV remote control
Woman allegedly pranks her grandma 45 times in day

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