We've ran out of track

Hey Awesome Train fans. We are going to take a break for awhile to focus on other stuff going on - jobs, house, family, etc. - so we won't be able to post shows for awhile. We hope to be up and running again in the near future, so keep your iTunes subscription or your RSS feed for the Awesome Train. Unfortunately the resource we use to host shows will only let us keep 1 gigabytes of old episodes with our account turned off, so I am going to have delete a lot of the old shows to allow for that.

Talk to you soon.
Jonathan and Louise

Awesome Train podcast #055

November 21st, 2010
THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train drinks Four Loko during the show - we give tips on the best way to photoshoot your wiener if you are going to send pictures to your lover - drunken ramblings during podcast due to alcohol (sorry) - penis size charts - ugly people now have a dating site - and some news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Heavy Young Heathens: 'Jackie Come Lately'
Teen Daze: 'Wide Eyes (Teen Daze Remix)'
Deerhunter: 'Helicopter'
Lissie: 'Pursuit of Happiness (Kid Cudi cover)'

LINKS:
Jessica Simpson's engagement is "just coincidence"
Brett Favre: Master of the Weiner Picture
Measure Up: A woman's penis size preference chart
Your laptop could be cooking your testicles
Dating website for the "aesthetically challenged"
Facebook Status Updates Tell the Story of Romance Gone Awry


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Awesome Train podcast #054

November 2nd, 2010
THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train takes the kids to a inappropriate haunted house - Taylor Swift has made her fortunes being a slut and writing about guys she banged who left her - we "bear down to push something large out of a small hole" - and some news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Kosha Dillz: 'DooDoo'
Teen Daze: 'Gone For The Summer'
Ray LaMontagne & The Pariah Dogs: 'Are We Really Through'
Keepaway: 'Yellow Wings'

LINKS:
Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'
Four-Loko is "Blackout in a can"
The chicks from 'Glee' are in GQ


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Drunk Kitty

Apparently the Awesome Train is now the Cat Video Train. I can't say I complain. This video was submitted by a fan, Katie.

Stalker Cat

Submitted by Pat.

Cat Massage Therapy

We Have A Rapist in Linkin Park

Inception Cat

"Inception cat will haunt your dreams". Personally, I peed myself watching this.

Awesome Train podcast #053

September 13th, 2010
THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train has a full-on, double rainbow after school special discussion on the house of ill repute, "ye old strip club". All we can say, is "Listen buddy, I got a nice set of t&a at home to keep me satisfied". (Hit the 20 minute mark for the story, definitely worth it.) And some random news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Aracde Fire: 'Ready to Start'
Miniature Tigers: 'Bullfighter Jacket'
GroupLove: 'Colours'

LINKS:
Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'
Anti-product placement with Snooki
the best of IKEA Craigslist sex
Caroline Wozniacki's U.S. Open Outfit: Is Dress Too Short?

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Awesome Train podcast #052

September 1st, 2010
THIS WEEK, a guy gets pulled over marinating his cat (alive) in his trunk - Louise asserts her estrogen on the show by sharing her banana-chocolate chip muffin recipe - we try out the Harry Popper® brand condom - get some blisters on our mouth off a used condom we found - and more news and music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Parades: 'Past Lives'
Chief: 'Night and Day'
Teen Daze: 'June 2010'
Jimmy Gnecco: 'The Heart'

LINKS:
21 year old arrested after posing as 14 year old to join pee wee football
Anne Hathaway's pixie haircut
Hermione Granger's pixie haircut
Marinated cat rescued from car trunk before becoming owners meal
Outrage over cat tossed in trash
Boy blistered after licking used condom
Keith Stone
Harry Popper condoms
Peeping Tom at Florida Hess Station says "I didn't do anything."

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Awesome Train podcast #051.3

August 25th, 2010
SHOW 51.3, and Louise 69's the ER - Jonathan slugs through another family get together - the 5 layers of chicken skin new KFC Skinwich - and new music.


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MUSIC FEATURED:
Crystal Castles: 'Celestica'
Dan Auerbach: 'When the Night Comes'

LINKS:
Denny's Fried Cheese Melt
KFC's new Skinwich

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Awesome Train podcast #051.2

August 24th, 2010
SHOW 51.2, and we are wondering if we got screwed at our neighbors garage sale - we hate Wolfman and Bounty Hunter (but love Scott Pilgrim) - Louise makes a Death Muffin - and new music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
Best Coast: 'Boyfriend'
Sex Bob-Omb: 'We Are Sex-Bob-Omb'


LINKS:
GO SEE Scott Pilgrim VS the World

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Awesome Train podcast #051.1

August 23rd, 2010
THIS WEEK we're shaking it up, doing one new topic every night of the week. Short and sweet and new everyday! Tonight Louise sounds off about anything bi-lingual - Jonathan questions GPS dong trackers - and of course some new music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
The Salvadors: 'Atacama Disco'
Blithe Field: 'Bible School'


LINKS:
Bi-lingual Cuyahoga County voter ballots

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Awesome Train podcast #050

August 11th, 2010
THIS WEEK, we celebrate the triumphant show #50! Special guest stars Samuel L. Jackson and center square Shadoe Stevens stop by - we hide the kids and wives per Antoine Dodson's instructions - Louise rambles out a mouse catchin' story - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
Sleigh Bells: 'Tell 'Em'
Wakey Wakey: 'Square Peg Round Hole'
Born Ruffians: 'The Suburbs'
The New Pornographers: 'Sweet Talk, Sweet Talk'

LINKS:
Antoine Dodson news story
Antoine Dodson remix
No McNuggest at 6:30AM=WAR
World Sauna Champion dies
JetBlue flight attendant quits by yelling at passengers, grabs a few beers and rides the inflatable slide out of the plane
Kid busted for pot and porn declares it to the neighborhood as his punishment

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Awesome Train podcast #049

August 4th, 2010
THIS WEEK, we ponder getting superpowers in exchange for being affectionate with our parents - we vet Basil Marceaux's platform for Tennessee Governor - vacation stories - we try getting high off of mp3's - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
Neon Trees: 'Animal'
Summer Camp: 'Ghost Train'
Arcade Fire: 'The Suburbs'
Major Lazer & La Roux: 'Bulletproof (Nacey Remix ft. Matt Hemerlein)'

LINKS:
iDosing news story
iDosing sample track
Basil Marceaux wants to be your Governor, Tennessee

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Awesome Train podcast #048

July 2nd, 2010
THIS WEEK, General Grievous mask (on the album art) takes on the wiener pullers of Chatroulette - we find the S. African rape condom, or as Louise calls it "a can of mace in your crotch" - we teach neighborhood dogs some obedience - should your kid have a Facebook page or a cell phone? - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
Gauntlet Hair: 'I Was Thinking...'
Broken Social Scene: 'Texaco Bitches'
Wavves: 'King of the Beach'
the National: 'England'

LINKS:
South African doctor invents female condom (with teeth) to fight off rapists
Jeremy London is forced to do all the drugs he likes
Racis Hallmark graduation card?
Swedish princess marries nerdy trainer
Chat Roulette

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Awesome Train podcast #047

June 8th, 2010
What the WHAT!? The Awesome Train lives? Hellz yes it does, welcome back.
THIS WEEK, we're GoGurtin' at work - inappropriately attracting men with our wine cooler drinking skills - joining our high schools wolf pack clique - covering our butt cracks with Backtacular - and more news and music.

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MUSIC FEATURED:
M.I.A.: 'Born Free'
The National: 'Conversation 16'
Last Dinosaurs: 'Honolulu'
HEALTH: 'In Heat (Javelin Remix)'

LINKS:
Teen wolves descend upon San Antonio high schools
5 Things You Might Be Doing to Sabotage Your Relationship
Chat Roulette
The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.
Backtacular

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This video is incredible

Old Man Johnny says...

Ke$ha performed on SNL this past weekend, apparently a big hit with the kids.

First off, her name is pronounced like "Ketchup", which is odd.

Next, her 'Tik Tok' song is good but she comes across as a neighborhood girl doing a talent show. A performer she is not.


For her second song, she covered herself in glow in the dark paint and tried her best to be relevant and make you care.



Basically, she is something to look at just doing what she can to make you see her amidst Lady Gaga's craziness and she is horrible beyond her hit song.

Awesome Train podcast #046

April 7th, 2010
THIS WEEK, we're bustin' caps in home invasions - poop in (what we thought was) our girlfriends car - Greg breaks out his coke eyes for the ladies of speed dating - drop the low note singing the ABC's - and more news and music.
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MUSIC FEATURED:
the Soft Pack: 'C'mon'
Mumford & Sons: 'The Cave'
The Morning Benders: 'Excuses'
KIT: 'Animals'

LINKS:
Geek/Nerd/Dork Venn Diagram
9 Teenagers Are Charged After Classmate's Suicide
NJ Teen sold stepsister, 7, for party sex
Man caught pooping in strangers car
101 year old woman is growing a horn out of her head

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