tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84654604708413236802024-02-21T00:17:31.848-08:00The Awesome Train PodcastJONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-39948863731885811752011-01-10T09:17:00.000-08:002011-01-10T09:20:23.234-08:00We've ran out of trackHey Awesome Train fans. We are going to take a break for awhile to focus on other stuff going on - jobs, house, family, etc. - so we won't be able to post shows for awhile. We hope to be up and running again in the near future, so keep your iTunes subscription or your RSS feed for the Awesome Train. Unfortunately the resource we use to host shows will only let us keep 1 gigabytes of old episodes with our account turned off, so I am going to have delete a lot of the old shows to allow for that. <br /><br />Talk to you soon.<br />Jonathan and LouiseJONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-93776573158360582010-11-20T22:27:00.000-08:002010-11-20T23:11:46.149-08:00Awesome Train podcast #055<b>November 21st, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train drinks Four Loko during the show - we give tips on the best way to photoshoot your wiener if you are going to send pictures to your lover - drunken ramblings during podcast due to alcohol (sorry) - penis size charts - ugly people now have a dating site - and some news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/34223.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/34223.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/34223/media_files/78596/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #055</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/heavyyoungheathens">Heavy Young Heathens</a>: 'Jackie Come Lately'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/teendaze">Teen Daze</a>: 'Wide Eyes (Teen Daze Remix)'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/deerhunter">Deerhunter</a>: 'Helicopter'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/lissiemusic">Lissie</a>: 'Pursuit of Happiness (Kid Cudi cover)'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/jessica-simpson-its-just-a-coincidence-11-2010">Jessica Simpson's engagement is "just coincidence"</a><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_nfl_favre_sterger">Brett Favre: Master of the Weiner Picture</a><br /><a href="http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=53372">Measure Up: A woman's penis size preference chart</a><br /><a href="http://www.indyposted.com/124900/men-your-laptop-could-be-cooking-your-testicles/">Your laptop could be cooking your testicles</a><br /><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/8094583/Dating-website-for-ugly-people-celebrating-first-engagement.html">Dating website for the "aesthetically challenged"</a><br /><a href="http://mashable.com/2010/11/02/facebook-status-updates-breakups/">Facebook Status Updates Tell the Story of Romance Gone Awry</a><br /><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for some language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:56:21, 26.3Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL6OyfCnHgn1UOBQJ3qztafe-dHMb4qBEpzmhpOSnVPVIjwMohJ_EY50oBE0Zw02swf1BX26NV0Gtr8pDtO81A4M87nfDjgJ2TbdJol0h0UcbEnOnP7K4cM04gGu1PYRsaxE5LiAoWqeCL/s1600/AT+covers_055.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL6OyfCnHgn1UOBQJ3qztafe-dHMb4qBEpzmhpOSnVPVIjwMohJ_EY50oBE0Zw02swf1BX26NV0Gtr8pDtO81A4M87nfDjgJ2TbdJol0h0UcbEnOnP7K4cM04gGu1PYRsaxE5LiAoWqeCL/s320/AT+covers_055.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541894722254807426" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-14992182304386807132010-11-02T20:36:00.000-07:002010-11-02T21:23:55.265-07:00Awesome Train podcast #054<b>November 2nd, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train takes the kids to a inappropriate haunted house - Taylor Swift has made her fortunes being a slut and writing about guys she banged who left her - we "bear down to push something large out of a small hole" - and some news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/32870.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/32870.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/32870/media_files/75634/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #054</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/koshadillz">Kosha Dillz</a>: 'DooDoo'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/teendaze">Teen Daze</a>: 'Gone For The Summer'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/raylamontagne">Ray LaMontagne & The Pariah Dogs</a>: 'Are We Really Through'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/keepaway">Keepaway</a>: 'Yellow Wings'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1310230/Facebook-users-narcissistic-insecure-low-self-esteem.html">Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'</a><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/10/25/washington.students.overdose/index.html?hpt=T2">Four-Loko is "Blackout in a can"</a><br /><a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/those-chicks-from-glee-are-in-gq-10-2010/1019-glee-gq-lea-michele-01">The chicks from 'Glee' are in GQ</a><br /><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for some language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:43:05, 19.7Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIwBaAThWp_ME8e4VmYNwkfaLQtXRqmZHxpnp9_avykzedkmoz249DFDsJxQE7BkDNZOSIuq06FX2v8k4MyXiFkyZUOMHg9qIc5n48SYQj0s-Y30MzYeOct-80ZPcBsawLiuA2kF6ki3Zz/s1600/AT+covers_054.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIwBaAThWp_ME8e4VmYNwkfaLQtXRqmZHxpnp9_avykzedkmoz249DFDsJxQE7BkDNZOSIuq06FX2v8k4MyXiFkyZUOMHg9qIc5n48SYQj0s-Y30MzYeOct-80ZPcBsawLiuA2kF6ki3Zz/s320/AT+covers_054.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535173956643818930" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-61723956472163716722010-10-29T06:55:00.001-07:002010-10-29T06:56:24.311-07:00Drunk KittyApparently the Awesome Train is now the Cat Video Train. I can't say I complain. This video was submitted by a fan, Katie. <br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aA3dHi_o7Yw?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aA3dHi_o7Yw?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-69693132565208816602010-10-29T06:00:00.000-07:002010-10-29T07:00:34.304-07:00Stalker CatSubmitted by Pat.<br /><object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fzzjgBAaWZw&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fzzjgBAaWZw&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-61387566661050465132010-09-23T11:54:00.001-07:002010-09-23T11:54:52.115-07:00Cat Massage Therapy<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/598IdFlOXcQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/598IdFlOXcQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-17206268854694647392010-09-20T15:09:00.001-07:002010-09-20T15:10:03.930-07:00We Have A Rapist in Linkin Park<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTJxkZwROI54f-5OIT5dhF6HDR6LwZFGaH-abkpSPvsvtk9hKHscpQQ6pW0TLhBfBZDQdbZqcvjA0bYeEB7IiQHtbGuvE-gEb8kQbIpn8Z8Z2lazQl5GOo9_FJspLyoH6jEfEkINSBOacL/s1600/well-obviously-10447-1284849177-49.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTJxkZwROI54f-5OIT5dhF6HDR6LwZFGaH-abkpSPvsvtk9hKHscpQQ6pW0TLhBfBZDQdbZqcvjA0bYeEB7IiQHtbGuvE-gEb8kQbIpn8Z8Z2lazQl5GOo9_FJspLyoH6jEfEkINSBOacL/s320/well-obviously-10447-1284849177-49.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519121433440388194" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-64194082826882400422010-09-17T09:26:00.001-07:002010-09-17T09:27:14.993-07:00Inception Cat"Inception cat will haunt your dreams". Personally, I peed myself watching this.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CLDSE7RHvno?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CLDSE7RHvno?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-91196694248890992902010-09-13T20:57:00.000-07:002010-09-13T21:08:19.657-07:00Awesome Train podcast #053<b>September 13th, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train has a full-on, double rainbow after school special discussion on the house of ill repute, "ye old strip club". All we can say, is "Listen buddy, I got a nice set of t&a at home to keep me satisfied". (Hit the 20 minute mark for the story, definitely worth it.) And some random news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/29414.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/29414.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/29414/media_files/68855/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #053</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/arcadefireofficial">Aracde Fire</a>: 'Ready to Start'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/miniaturetigers">Miniature Tigers</a>: 'Bullfighter Jacket'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/groupmusic">GroupLove</a>: 'Colours'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1310230/Facebook-users-narcissistic-insecure-low-self-esteem.html">Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'</a><br /><a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/snooki-the-branding-kiss-of-death-09-2010">Anti-product placement with Snooki</a><br /><a href="http://www.nerve.com/photo-features/best-of-craigslist-ikea-sex?page=8">the best of IKEA Craigslist sex</a><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/08/caroline-wozniacki-us-ope_n_708534.html#s135898">Caroline Wozniacki's U.S. Open Outfit: Is Dress Too Short?</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for some language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:59:07, 27.2Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj10RyeognI2A8-wH7K3wbaj_3OzK625NTBMG-nCFIThMX_x1HVCoWC4X0rIqIPh3SJR_cALOTGSUsfKYVpsxH3DX63wMI2nh7HW8Mp5WlWxKRh1lc77RQ29LFqI_2QM7JpOVWXK8rchaun/s1600/AT+covers_053.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj10RyeognI2A8-wH7K3wbaj_3OzK625NTBMG-nCFIThMX_x1HVCoWC4X0rIqIPh3SJR_cALOTGSUsfKYVpsxH3DX63wMI2nh7HW8Mp5WlWxKRh1lc77RQ29LFqI_2QM7JpOVWXK8rchaun/s320/AT+covers_053.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516615440761752178" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-16082017979678293482010-09-01T20:29:00.000-07:002010-09-13T20:58:59.610-07:00Awesome Train podcast #052<b>September 1st, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, a guy gets pulled over marinating his cat (alive) in his trunk - Louise asserts her estrogen on the show by sharing her banana-chocolate chip muffin recipe - we try out the Harry Popper® brand condom - get some blisters on our mouth off a used condom we found - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><br /><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28856.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28856.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28856/media_files/67618/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #052</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/parades">Parades</a>: 'Past Lives'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/chieftheband">Chief</a>: 'Night and Day'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/teendaze">Teen Daze</a>: 'June 2010'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/jimmygneccosolo">Jimmy Gnecco</a>: 'The Heart'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/21-year-old-arrested-after-posing-as-14-year-old-to-join-pee-wee-football/1118195">21 year old arrested after posing as 14 year old to join pee wee football</a><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1308114/Its-romance-set-Anne-Hathaways-romantic-comedy-Jim-Sturgess-finally-lock-lips.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">Anne Hathaway's pixie haircut</a><br /><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/49654094.html">Hermione Granger's pixie haircut</a><br /><a href="http://gawker.com/5609931/marinated-cat-rescued-from-car-trunk-before-becoming-owners-meal">Marinated cat rescued from car trunk before becoming owners meal</a><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/outrage-over-cat-tossed-in-trash-21579767">Outrage over cat tossed in trash</a><br /><a href="http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/082510-Boy-Blistered-after-Licking-Used-Condom%2C-Grandma-Says">Boy blistered after licking used condom</a><br /><a href="http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2010/04/keystone-light-spokesman-is-highly-smooth.html">Keith Stone</a><br /><a href="http://gawker.com/5616303/warner-brothers-sues-swiss-condom-company-harry-popper">Harry Popper condoms</a><br /><a href="http://www.clickorlando.com/news/24742028/detail.html">Peeping Tom at Florida Hess Station says "I didn't do anything."</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for some language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:59:07, 22.2Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAjDUTPyELJoxs7ZRQMbVXgqAJ7YLFWSuaqM5brhyphenhyphenYkOl-Rgt2ZzyvLDdzimD8xsVUuoUwMNI-TMcU9gI4Z8SEmIBU0N_UgyxCWyqpP6PMuKSN6PnoyKEr3LyC98GBU7esmS8fgNe8T4Xs/s1600/AT+covers_052.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAjDUTPyELJoxs7ZRQMbVXgqAJ7YLFWSuaqM5brhyphenhyphenYkOl-Rgt2ZzyvLDdzimD8xsVUuoUwMNI-TMcU9gI4Z8SEmIBU0N_UgyxCWyqpP6PMuKSN6PnoyKEr3LyC98GBU7esmS8fgNe8T4Xs/s320/AT+covers_052.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5516613730429727666" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-29875425981584875982010-08-25T20:35:00.000-07:002010-08-25T20:47:34.786-07:00Awesome Train podcast #051.3<b>August 25th, 2010</b><br />SHOW 51.3, and Louise 69's the ER - Jonathan slugs through another family get together - the 5 layers of chicken skin new KFC Skinwich - and new music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28488.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28488.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28488/media_files/66842/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #051.3</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/crystalcastles">Crystal Castles</a>: 'Celestica'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/danauerbachmusic">Dan Auerbach</a>: 'When the Night Comes'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://consumerist.com/2010/08/dennys-fried-cheese-melt-pushes-gooey-cheese-tolerance-to-new-levels.html">Denny's Fried Cheese Melt</a><br /><a href="http://www.brainresidue.com/taste-test-kfcs-new-skinwich/">KFC's new Skinwich</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:36:12, 16.8Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL7qBHGONXg8ZO4Q0JZaeHGJZWFuSBn358R78cy3GoBjLi9_x9ve-SKU86T2YgL4OY3nWeChTNXUYIXEtBDnCgau8CJgX8Wk5hJVE92oMmwVm1TFp7Aksqs2s1zQYHzemz6CNW5r01VC28/s1600/AT+covers_051.3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL7qBHGONXg8ZO4Q0JZaeHGJZWFuSBn358R78cy3GoBjLi9_x9ve-SKU86T2YgL4OY3nWeChTNXUYIXEtBDnCgau8CJgX8Wk5hJVE92oMmwVm1TFp7Aksqs2s1zQYHzemz6CNW5r01VC28/s320/AT+covers_051.3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509559363876075042" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-48195437133073070022010-08-24T19:20:00.000-07:002010-08-24T19:25:50.870-07:00Awesome Train podcast #051.2<b>August 24th, 2010</b><br />SHOW 51.2, and we are wondering if we got screwed at our neighbors garage sale - we hate Wolfman and Bounty Hunter (but love Scott Pilgrim) - Louise makes a Death Muffin - and new music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28433.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28433.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28433/media_files/66730/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #051.2</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bestcoast">Best Coast</a>: 'Boyfriend'<br /><a href="http://www.abkco.com/#/artists/soundtracks/scott-pilgrim-vs.-the-world">Sex Bob-Omb</a>: 'We Are Sex-Bob-Omb'<br /><br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.scottpilgrimthemovie.com/">GO SEE Scott Pilgrim VS the World</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:17:00, 8Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivNe7Jmjsv2fyywtbNKP8yAZzOG9ApDyAmq6dCDiq2Izk2J62Gn-Z8TFAS_PSlEWNZl43OZmPGuhA7OijG_5VKeSpNge9_NjlVk9Ni9K-OJNpGmlcbhBj4mY1x51PYv5pWkyils51O4PX_/s1600/AT+covers_051.2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivNe7Jmjsv2fyywtbNKP8yAZzOG9ApDyAmq6dCDiq2Izk2J62Gn-Z8TFAS_PSlEWNZl43OZmPGuhA7OijG_5VKeSpNge9_NjlVk9Ni9K-OJNpGmlcbhBj4mY1x51PYv5pWkyils51O4PX_/s320/AT+covers_051.2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509166979568502514" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-52401825604712178032010-08-23T21:06:00.000-07:002010-08-23T21:13:36.950-07:00Awesome Train podcast #051.1<b>August 23rd, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK we're shaking it up, doing one new topic every night of the week. Short and sweet and new everyday! Tonight Louise sounds off about anything bi-lingual - Jonathan questions GPS dong trackers - and of course some new music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28374.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28374.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/28374/media_files/66605/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #051.1</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Salvadors">The Salvadors</a>: 'Atacama Disco'<br /><a href="http://www.last.fm/music/Blithe+Field">Blithe Field</a>: 'Bible School'<br /><br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/08/state_justice_deparment_could.html">Bi-lingual Cuyahoga County voter ballots</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:12:10, 5.8Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvBIJsD4KV3CXfJl4c2hkWIXzoDXDBkxLB59qhyphenhyphenQGU6RF03m1e5QgW-aUZhMfukRG80P1OEIwK9pQ6QUFvAgAmZmdib4-jVcXrpTybzjjWCQs1eRkKt4eOcvGymwqceuYVA20JZw5Fc-VA/s1600/AT+covers_051.1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvBIJsD4KV3CXfJl4c2hkWIXzoDXDBkxLB59qhyphenhyphenQGU6RF03m1e5QgW-aUZhMfukRG80P1OEIwK9pQ6QUFvAgAmZmdib4-jVcXrpTybzjjWCQs1eRkKt4eOcvGymwqceuYVA20JZw5Fc-VA/s320/AT+covers_051.1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508824464359674818" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-44681283936749669082010-08-12T17:49:00.000-07:002010-08-12T18:23:59.316-07:00Awesome Train podcast #050<b>August 11th, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, we celebrate the triumphant show #50! Special guest stars Samuel L. Jackson and center square Shadoe Stevens stop by - we hide the kids and wives per Antoine Dodson's instructions - Louise rambles out a mouse catchin' story - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/27848.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/27848.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/27848/media_files/65508/download/3/file_128kb.mp3"/>Awesome Train podcast #050</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/sleighbellsmusic">Sleigh Bells</a>: 'Tell 'Em'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/wakeywakey">Wakey Wakey</a>: 'Square Peg Round Hole'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bornruffians">Born Ruffians</a>: 'The Suburbs'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thenewpornographers">The New Pornographers</a>: 'Sweet Talk, Sweet Talk'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZKXAFqdlC4&feature=related">Antoine Dodson news story</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzEt_m1V4Ho&feature=related">Antoine Dodson remix</a><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/10/mcnugget-fight-mcdonalds_n_677415.html">No McNuggest at 6:30AM=WAR</a><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/07/world-sauna-championships_n_674582.html">World Sauna Champion dies</a><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100810/bs_yblog_upshot/rogue-jetblue-flight-attendant-being-hailed-as-a-modern-american-working-class-hero">JetBlue flight attendant quits by yelling at passengers, grabs a few beers and rides the inflatable slide out of the plane</a><br /><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/kids-punishment-for-smoking-pot-and-watching-porn">Kid busted for pot and porn declares it to the neighborhood as his punishment</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:45:54, 21Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitjnf5bvoAVlbFip59TMkF6o7f85tN_hLSyNG_NCTcIq__SHPUU2JSLcpSNom9mNX1as9D8yErIz2HDQR_cZKDRk2a56tJPDMG3Sm8du5IhSMcWttrGAOBxhyphenhyphenqXYHn_4orptvE1uuh50AD/s1600/AT+covers_050.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitjnf5bvoAVlbFip59TMkF6o7f85tN_hLSyNG_NCTcIq__SHPUU2JSLcpSNom9mNX1as9D8yErIz2HDQR_cZKDRk2a56tJPDMG3Sm8du5IhSMcWttrGAOBxhyphenhyphenqXYHn_4orptvE1uuh50AD/s320/AT+covers_050.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504697429631771314" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-56464924023724306752010-08-04T20:05:00.000-07:002010-08-04T21:01:19.293-07:00Awesome Train podcast #049<b>August 4th, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, we ponder getting superpowers in exchange for being affectionate with our parents - we vet Basil Marceaux's platform for Tennessee Governor - vacation stories - we try getting high off of mp3's - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/27494.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/27494.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.s3.amazonaws.com/936/27494/AT049.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #049</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/neontrees">Neon Trees</a>: 'Animal'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/summercampmusic">Summer Camp</a>: 'Ghost Train'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/arcadefireofficial">Arcade Fire</a>: 'The Suburbs'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/majorlazer">Major Lazer & La Roux</a>: 'Bulletproof (Nacey Remix ft. Matt Hemerlein)'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcgUEkBIX0">iDosing news story</a><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Cv4uxMeKI">iDosing sample track</a><br /><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/basil-marceaux-has-to-be-a-joke-right">Basil Marceaux wants to be your Governor, Tennessee</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:52:56, 24.4Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUzN1kLYnBTBwwdFjyT6Rx6WvZhEnud6fphu6yBdwsYq-18loRcsWL8JavG6V0CBl7DCO4ytBA7tQNF9Vt-28WztittNuyH5wvbrqBDSsKJ2FffnG_X9_M1SUv_DjGY17nYcdKDYnYhuE1/s1600/AT+covers_049.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUzN1kLYnBTBwwdFjyT6Rx6WvZhEnud6fphu6yBdwsYq-18loRcsWL8JavG6V0CBl7DCO4ytBA7tQNF9Vt-28WztittNuyH5wvbrqBDSsKJ2FffnG_X9_M1SUv_DjGY17nYcdKDYnYhuE1/s320/AT+covers_049.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501769612263416466" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-30791191348990816512010-07-02T20:07:00.000-07:002010-07-02T20:35:57.345-07:00Awesome Train podcast #048<b>July 2nd, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, General Grievous mask (on the album art) takes on the wiener pullers of Chatroulette - we find the S. African rape condom, or as Louise calls it "a can of mace in your crotch" - we teach neighborhood dogs some obedience - should your kid have a Facebook page or a cell phone? - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/25790.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/25790.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/25790/media_files/60992/download/3/file_128kb.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #048</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/gauntlethair">Gauntlet Hair</a>: 'I Was Thinking...'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/brokensocialscene">Broken Social Scene</a>: 'Texaco Bitches'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/wavves">Wavves</a>: 'King of the Beach'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thenational">the National</a>: 'England'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/06/20/south.africa.female.condom/index.html">South African doctor invents female condom (with teeth) to fight off rapists</a><br /><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/06/exclusive-hollywood-actor-jeremy-london-kidnapped-held-gun-point-robbed-forced">Jeremy London is forced to do all the drugs he likes</a><br /><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/hallmark-graduation-card-racist-tc">Racis Hallmark graduation card?</a><br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/yvonne-yorke/princess-victorias-weddin_b_618666.html#s102931">Swedish princess marries nerdy trainer</a><br /><a href="http://www.chatroulette.com/">Chat Roulette</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:48:53, 22.6Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpPsDWmmAOEgErcmYBrxcgnSTQw4OzmLTgbrKHC9COiWbGskoWjcGwMiQrTO992j7kbaumjh3GhdPJNmgtxPlgboXOLzUZS95KiXhdP2CnT5pZe7oX8VxSm688jqNjnxOHeOuBx1LRowgS/s1600/AT+covers_048.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpPsDWmmAOEgErcmYBrxcgnSTQw4OzmLTgbrKHC9COiWbGskoWjcGwMiQrTO992j7kbaumjh3GhdPJNmgtxPlgboXOLzUZS95KiXhdP2CnT5pZe7oX8VxSm688jqNjnxOHeOuBx1LRowgS/s320/AT+covers_048.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489512372753364386" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-13685067368264658612010-06-08T21:13:00.000-07:002010-06-08T21:49:06.136-07:00Awesome Train podcast #047<b>June 8th, 2010</b><br />What the WHAT!? The Awesome Train lives? Hellz yes it does, welcome back.<br />THIS WEEK, we're GoGurtin' at work - inappropriately attracting men with our wine cooler drinking skills - joining our high schools wolf pack clique - covering our butt cracks with Backtacular - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/24429.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/24429.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/24429/media_files/58047/download/3/file_128kb.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #047</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/mia">M.I.A.</a>: 'Born Free'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thenational">The National</a>: 'Conversation 16'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/wearelastdinosaurs">Last Dinosaurs</a>: 'Honolulu'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/healthmusic">HEALTH</a>: 'In Heat (Javelin Remix)'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.kens5.com/news/Teen-wolves-in-San-Antonio-94015234.html">Teen wolves descend upon San Antonio high schools</a><br /><a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/5-things-you-might-be-doing-to-sabotage-your-relationship-1344645/">5 Things You Might Be Doing to Sabotage Your Relationship</a><br /><a href="http://izit.org/content/52214c47">Chat Roulette</a><br /><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/the-greatest-news-lede-that-will-ever-be">The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.</a><br /><a href="http://www.kimberlilyonline.com/About.html">Backtacular</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:45:45, 21.2Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhdnXWp2opg0ev2A8a3CTHcc0ZN8cyQZRzCqRD5BwL9WX4DGpSfRd1CoEVOREMzBFKeL6E9p7PQZg13Bygkc4vNo1b2VZJccTQOqx1pb4W3whPodlZ5ho3KcidLon9zr5Af5GALmE0CKXq/s1600/AT+covers_047.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhdnXWp2opg0ev2A8a3CTHcc0ZN8cyQZRzCqRD5BwL9WX4DGpSfRd1CoEVOREMzBFKeL6E9p7PQZg13Bygkc4vNo1b2VZJccTQOqx1pb4W3whPodlZ5ho3KcidLon9zr5Af5GALmE0CKXq/s320/AT+covers_047.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480629079843569490" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-62249631490024573912010-05-26T14:18:00.001-07:002010-05-26T14:18:29.395-07:00This video is incredible<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ptYTGTNiyQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ptYTGTNiyQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-88729406481912288712010-04-19T08:13:00.000-07:002010-04-19T08:18:51.546-07:00Old Man Johnny says...Ke$ha performed on SNL this past weekend, apparently a big hit with the kids.<br /><br />First off, her name is pronounced like "Ketchup", which is odd.<br /><br />Next, her 'Tik Tok' song is good but she comes across as a neighborhood girl doing a talent show. A performer she is not.<br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/TM_48FyOdeO1ECGX01Ddww"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/TM_48FyOdeO1ECGX01Ddww" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object><br /><br />For her second song, she covered herself in glow in the dark paint and tried her best to be relevant and make you care.<br /><object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Nn89ST3BQyg2IaBvHN4Pxg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Nn89ST3BQyg2IaBvHN4Pxg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" width="512" height="296"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Basically, she is something to look at just doing what she can to make you see her amidst Lady Gaga's craziness and she is horrible beyond her hit song.JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-55537175206091018902010-04-07T20:21:00.000-07:002010-04-08T12:57:51.235-07:00Awesome Train podcast #046<b>April 7th, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, we're bustin' caps in home invasions - poop in (what we thought was) our girlfriends car - Greg breaks out his coke eyes for the ladies of speed dating - drop the low note singing the ABC's - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><br /><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20487.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20487.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed></object><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20487/media_files/49726/download/3/file_128kb.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #046</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thesoftpack">the Soft Pack</a>: 'C'mon'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/mumfordandsons">Mumford & Sons</a>: 'The Cave'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/themorningbenders">The Morning Benders</a>: 'Excuses'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/kitsound">KIT</a>: 'Animals'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2010/03/25/difference-between-nerd-dork-and-geek-explained-in-a-venn-diagram/">Geek/Nerd/Dork Venn Diagram</a><br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/30/us/30bully.html?hp">9 Teenagers Are Charged After Classmate's Suicide</a><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100331/ap_on_re_us/us_teen_sister_sex;_ylt=AgcQuN1NDCmPixNamPmKqftvzwcF;_ylu=X3oDMTJuYmpxY2szBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMzMxL3VzX3RlZW5fc2lzdGVyX3NleARwb3MDOARzZWMDeW5fYXJ0aWNsZV9zdW1tYXJ5X2xpc3QEc2xrA3BvbGljZW5qdGVlbg--">NJ Teen sold stepsister, 7, for party sex</a><br /><a href="http://www.lcsun-news.com/dona_ana_news/ci_14761689">Man caught pooping in strangers car</a><br /><a href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1025048/woman-grows-6cm-horn-on-forehead">101 year old woman is growing a horn out of her head</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:49:11, 22.5Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9V_1I-KxcJ5KPRVMrqBoLGIs6m64JJcmMsYUzFp_GMhKuaoaNFh5wiJXuU7_LaoxVVkwlthZypvtQyss8i8l3KE97d4QV87GQooLJDcqd44mSkr15VUFirXU-huQSAQSw37Aq1qbF6LiX/s1600/AT+covers_046.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9V_1I-KxcJ5KPRVMrqBoLGIs6m64JJcmMsYUzFp_GMhKuaoaNFh5wiJXuU7_LaoxVVkwlthZypvtQyss8i8l3KE97d4QV87GQooLJDcqd44mSkr15VUFirXU-huQSAQSw37Aq1qbF6LiX/s320/AT+covers_046.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457610691544387794" border="0" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-7324295659732636292010-04-04T18:24:00.000-07:002010-04-04T19:27:52.708-07:00Awesome Train podcast #045<b>April 4th, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, we're back with a EXPLOSIVE show. We question the best way to ruin the Easter Bunny myth for the kids - acknowledge that Justin Bieber looks like a butch lesbian - a GuyTalk topic gets "flambasted" - cut our vag while driving with our ex-husband to see our boyfriend - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20302.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20302.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed> </object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/20302/media_files/49323/download/3/file_128kb.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #045</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/bearhandsband">Bear Hands</a>: 'What A Drag'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/mumfordandsons">Mumford & Sons</a>: 'Little Lion Man'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/miikesnow">Vampire Weekend</a>: 'The Kids Don't Stand A Chance (Miike Snow remix)'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/snoopdogg">Snoop Doggy Dogg</a>: 'Doggy Dogg World'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://thephoenix.com/unsexy/2010/?page=10">The 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year</a><br /><a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/jesse_james_had_11_mistresses.php">Jesse James had 11 mistress <i>(via the Superficial)</i></a><br /><a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/mad-mad-world/Broken-hearted-man-cuts-off-own-penis-/articleshow/5742676.cms">Broken-hearted man cuts off own penis</a><br /><a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2010/03/08/woman-arrested-for-crashing-car-while-shaving-private-parts/">Woman cuts vagina while driving</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:58:43, 27Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHH485oATlih4nSsgpadL1CvhZuqm1jwuqTB3qNp06w6tSBp-FDRgNVmHlAagepdIGFY7DK_M6x4FNLHH_xTiF7l4VAq5NXmUMYGa6za6qIxLZTwVmbvjUw5W3CG7XBycQAUFrNQen996r/s1600/AT+covers_045.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHH485oATlih4nSsgpadL1CvhZuqm1jwuqTB3qNp06w6tSBp-FDRgNVmHlAagepdIGFY7DK_M6x4FNLHH_xTiF7l4VAq5NXmUMYGa6za6qIxLZTwVmbvjUw5W3CG7XBycQAUFrNQen996r/s320/AT+covers_045.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456466429467597538" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-50755706084619534942010-03-17T09:20:00.000-07:002010-03-17T12:15:11.356-07:00HiatusBecause <strike>so many of you</strike> one of you wondered where we went to, we are on a short hiatus.<br /><br />Between vacations (Texas!?) and over booking ourselves (Greg), we don't have time to put a show together. We will have a new show the week of March 29th so keep yours hands to yourself until then.<br /><br />You can also subscribe to the PODCAST on iTunes and be notified when a new show is up.<br /><br />Stay vigilant.JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-32316611243288778052010-03-17T08:58:00.000-07:002010-03-17T09:19:52.759-07:00I'm Wearing GreenSo I feel like a total ass today.<br /><br />This morning while running a errand I saw a older woman wearing a shamrock scarf. "HARUMPH!" I said to myself and scoffed at her. "Look at this loser wearing a St. Patrick's day scarf. Clearly she has no friends and is a loser who dresses up for holidays." (Yes, I judged her purely for wearing a holiday scarf).<br /><br />I end up getting into work and while standing around talking with co-workers, someone says "Oh look! If only Sally had wore green we would all match!" I think to myself, "WTF is this person talking about." I look around and see everyone is wearing green -- then I quickly realize they are doing this because it is St. Patrick's Day -- I then realize that inadvertently put on a green sweater today. <br /><br />So despite all my efforts to hate on and judge people who dress according to the holiday, I became one of them. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaJtSLQwcbguvmDg69OjsXVyvVtYStyRTcB5FmMKpz0_EXmPltftP5mEYpeZnW5OL26rn2Y4HPrRsKFJKT9lRMrbawXCtYkDafoN1fck8wXgtUGiRa36rCsrLGNUvZ2OwSXDAfXsZCbrXo/s1600-h/6a00e5535288dd883301127971fc8f28a4-800wi.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaJtSLQwcbguvmDg69OjsXVyvVtYStyRTcB5FmMKpz0_EXmPltftP5mEYpeZnW5OL26rn2Y4HPrRsKFJKT9lRMrbawXCtYkDafoN1fck8wXgtUGiRa36rCsrLGNUvZ2OwSXDAfXsZCbrXo/s320/6a00e5535288dd883301127971fc8f28a4-800wi.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449633026980563426" /></a><br />"LOOK AT ME! It's St. Patrick's Day and I am wearing green with all my co-workers to celebrate. We are a really cool bunch. We were red on Valentine's Day and orange for Halloween and we get really crazy and wear RED WHITE AND BLUE on the Fourth of July!"JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-36626828236078654742010-03-13T07:11:00.000-08:002010-03-13T07:14:17.711-08:00We Work Hard…. But We Play Hard Too!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', sans-serif; "><p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">One thing in my ever-growing list of things that annoy me about corporate </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">America</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> is this concept of “work hard/pl</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ay hard.” Who came up with this</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">? It</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> is basically </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">the most annoying blend of pompous self-imp</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ortance and annoying, overage frat-boy that I can imagine.</span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Interviewer:</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">very serious tone</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">) As you can see our company is very busy. Its not uncommon to work 70 hours in a week here. We work really hard…</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">fake </span></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">smile</span></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> and</span></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> lighthearted</span></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> tone</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">) But we also like to have fun! Our</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">department</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> is crazy!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> You never kn</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ow when there's going to be NERF</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> footballs flying around!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> I mean who has </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">NERF</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> footballs in an office?!?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> How zany is that!?!?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">We </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">work hard... but we </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">play </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">even harder!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(fake laugh</span></span></i><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> and awkward pat on the shoulder</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">) We</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> go to happy hours on Fridays!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Just the other day O’Donnell and the other partners took us out to Applebees after we got off work at </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">7:30</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">. They picked up the whole tab! One of the guys here, Tim</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">my</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">… Tim</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">my</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">’s a big drinker</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">S</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">eriously that guy is crazy and you’ve probably never met or spent your whole college career hating anyone like him… Anyway</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> Tim</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">my</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"> was so drunk!!! I have no idea how he drove home. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">I bet his wife was ticked!! </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">But he sure was late when he got in on Saturday morning…</span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Kill me. </span></span></p></span>Greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12137255548247636368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8465460470841323680.post-73168258135541850222010-03-03T19:43:00.000-08:002010-03-03T20:36:57.123-08:00Awesome Train podcast #044<b>March 3rd, 2010</b><br />THIS WEEK, we get indecent proposals from belly scratchers - put up some towel curtains in the bachelor pad (for the ladies) - Steven Seagal is the biggest 'Steven' celebrity Louise knows - booze it up with a chimp and go to rehab - and more news and music.<br /><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="400" height="133" id="pcm_player_936"><param name="movie" value="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="flashvars" value="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/18238.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" /><br /> <embed src="http://podcastmachine.com/swf/player.swf" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" quality="high" width="400" height="133" wmode="transparent" name="pcm_player_936" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="&file=http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/18238.json&width=400&height=133&skin=http://podcastmachine.com/swf/skin_pcm1.swf&fullscreen=true&bgcolor=#000000&playlist=bottom&playlistrows=1&playlistcolumns=2&autostart=false&subscribebutton=true&downloadbutton=true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /><br /></embed><br /></object><br /><br /><b>DOWNLOAD</b> <a href="http://podcastmachine.com/podcasts/936/episodes/18238/media_files/44827/download/3/file_128kb.mp3">Awesome Train podcast #044</a><br /><br /><b>MUSIC FEATURED:</b><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/spoon">Spoon</a>: 'Trouble Comes Running'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/vampireweekend">Vampire Weekend</a>: 'Diplomat's Son'<br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/spoon">Spoon</a>: 'Goodnight Laura'<br /><br /><b>LINKS:</b><br /><a href="http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84">Disguised weapons</a><br /><a href="http://www.marccocchio.com/2010/03/best-first-impression-ever.html">Noah's Ark sandwich</a><br /><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/03/01/2010-03-01_dancing_with_the_stars_2010_lineup_kate_gosselin_erin_andrews_and_jake_pavelka_j.html">Line-up for 2010 Dancing with the Stars</a><br /><br /><b>VIDEO:</b><br /><a href="http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-03-02/there-is-nothing-sexual-about-these-australian-morning-tv-show-hosts-playing-wii/">Wii fail</a><br /><br /><b>EXPLICIT</b> (for language/content)<br />Exported at: 64Mhz<br />00:49:20, 22.6Mb<br /><br />Jonathan, Greg & Louise<br />***Please leave comments!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvXfr6PiOVKWm6YCaKmpNb6K7C2Kl8j4ZQRWfUYsRwt5EENwT6-gzr7BdBkhVlaNtpj11o1HF-FeaZ0NRIedV8OriOSAbWD1R5YR6-jzEgCC-Fl2M9E_fRPVFWOqxCsSkKP-VzYB0LL2LI/s1600-h/AT+covers_044.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvXfr6PiOVKWm6YCaKmpNb6K7C2Kl8j4ZQRWfUYsRwt5EENwT6-gzr7BdBkhVlaNtpj11o1HF-FeaZ0NRIedV8OriOSAbWD1R5YR6-jzEgCC-Fl2M9E_fRPVFWOqxCsSkKP-VzYB0LL2LI/s320/AT+covers_044.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444629827132379650" /></a>JONATHANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10250836254905542961noreply@blogger.com3